For Sale!

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 September 2003 - 20:05
I will trade you a Ford Focus(Caveat Emptor) plus a caravan with 2 week annual site guaranteed at Berwick.

You is just tryin to confuse the fugs!! Not really a challenge at the best of times

[iamhere]

I will give you 1 million $ only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal. I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.

[lynx]

Keep the space hopper, it's more reliable than the focus. And scrap the focus, you couldn't posibly sell it without it's urinal cake.

[fugley]

Originally posted by iamhere@17 September 2003 - 20:31
I will give you 1 million $ only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal.  I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.

This is about far more than just cash... There is morality, looking at the needs of others - who is the more deserving and so forth. Us focus drivers by and large tend to have transcended the need for cash!

Saying that me aint quite transcended just yet so how would ya like to pay???

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+17 September 2003 - 20:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 September 2003 - 20:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@17 September 2003 - 20:31
I will give you 1 million &#036; only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal. I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.

This is about far more than just cash... There is morality, looking at the needs of others - who is the more deserving and so forth. Us focus drivers by and large tend to have transcended the need for cash&#33;

Saying that me aint quite transcended just yet so how would ya like to pay??? [/b][/quote]
Sh*t just saw the small print&#33;&#33;&#33;

No chance pal I am a moron of princeepalls or is it princley balls??

[callum]

Originally posted by fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...

How about a picture instead?



I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods.

[fugley]

Originally posted by callum+17 September 2003 - 20:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 17 September 2003 - 20:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...

How about a picture instead?



I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods. [/b][/quote]
Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard??

[fugley]

Just you remember all you bidders and potential bidders "the winner takes it all............."

[callum]

Originally posted by fugley+17 September 2003 - 20:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 September 2003 - 20:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by callum@17 September 2003 - 20:52
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley

@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...

How about a picture instead?



I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods.

Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard?? [/b][/quote]
Will a look-alike do?

[fugley]

Originally posted by callum+17 September 2003 - 20:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 17 September 2003 - 20:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:54

Originally posted by callum@17 September 2003 - 20:52
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley

@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...

How about a picture instead?



I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods.

Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard??

Will a look-alike do? [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t mistake me for cheap&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;