Why is JP an ass?

[ghurka]

^^^^ Exhibit A

You're an ass ( <- Smiley to denote a joke )

Fixed. You really are an illiterate donkey. Try using a spellchecker ffs.

And yeah just about everything droste posts is unintelligible drivel.

[JPaul]

Yeah JP, you arse. How come you've stopped sending me stuff via the real mail?

You donkey cawk.

Bizarrely I was just about to but you've spoiled the surprise now.

[Chevy]

why were you just about to do it bizarrely.

[JPaul]

why were you just about to do it bizarrely.

That didn't sound very bizarre to me

[Chevy]

that's suprising

[JPaul]

I knew you were going to say that.

[Chevy]

spoiler above :p

[JPaul]

That however was surprising.

[Skweeky]

It seems we have all gone psychic.

Totally off topic. I have just read a fantastic book called 'Six Black Candles' by a bloke called Des Dillon. It plays in Coatbridge. It's brilliant. Read it.

[JPaul]

It seems we have all gone psychic.

Totally off topic. I have just read a fantastic book called 'Six Black Candles' by a bloke called Des Dillon. It plays in Coatbridge. It's brilliant. Read it.

I'll do something else if it's all the same with you.

Coatbridge local team is Albion Rovers. My chums and I sponsor two of their players. Have done for the last 2 seasons. True Story. Different players each season like.

And also, I used to work in Coatbridge. In St Ambrose High. Also a True Story. I was a lab technician.

The Rector was Bob Crampsey (legendary sports writer (ask Gem)) he was also also Brain of Britain. His wife was a consultant surgeon. True as fuck.

One of his deputies was John Cushley (former Celtic player). We also has Sandy Caddell sp, ex of Partick Thistle, who played in the 5 a side team with me. Again, all true.