I just realised why you're pished; Happy Birthday, Squeams
Get even drunk'r, line up all your pressies, take a pic of them and post the pic for us all to judge and stay away from balustrades.
Lastly, ITT means in this thread, so, have at it.
effendi
I just realised why you're pished; Happy Birthday, Squeams
Get even drunk'r, line up all your pressies, take a pic of them and post the pic for us all to judge and stay away from balustrades.
Lastly, ITT means in this thread, so, have at it.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Persona non grata
I'm a bit confused as I was under the impression that women stopped having birthdays after 30.
Anyway Happy Birthday Squeamous you seem to be a very nice and certainly intelligent person no matter what Dave says.
Best wishes and if at all possible try not to wake up in a gutter as that is not nearly as fun in actuality as it sounds.
Respect my lack of authority.
an alchemist?
Also, picture of your balls.
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Or Dave's bawls, I figured you were the current owner since he doesn't seem to be using them these days.
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Originally Posted by Artemis
I think his wife has one, and Squeams has the other. They each wear one like a BFF bracelet.
____________________
To end up alone
in a tomb of a room
without cigarettes
or wine--
just a lightbulb
and a potbelly,
grayhaired,
and glad to have
the room.
effendi
Stop sullying my birthday tits thread with poetry, cawkface.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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She'll love it, spastic face.
effendi
I can see it now.
Squeams, pished up, reading the title and already thinking of whipping them out cus she's a drunk burd, clicks the thread while absent-mindedly wondering if she put on a front or back fastening bra this morning - sees my carefully crafted tits or gtfo post and as she is just about to reach for the swivel-shot digi-cam her dad bought her ... sees the poem and thinks; 'eh, where did I put my snuggie, I think I'll read a Buk'.
And it was all going so well
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
____________________
I must, I must improve my bust.I can see it now.
Squeams, pished up, reading the title and already thinking of whipping them out cus she's a drunk burd, clicks the thread while absent-mindedly wondering if she put on a front or back fastening bra this morning - sees my carefully crafted tits or gtfo post and as she is just about to reach for the swivel-shot digi-cam her dad bought her ... sees the poem and thinks; 'eh, where did I put my snuggie, I think I'll read a Buk'.
And it was all going so well
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I think his wife has one, and Squeams has the other. They each wear one like a BFF bracelet.
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