If DVD's and cinema tickets were considerably cheaper

[The Flying Cow]

The "red vino" - is that slang for rum?

[The Flying Cow]

Attention I do know what red wine is.

Simply suggesting there is drunkenness in the fore.

[The Flying Cow]

Just to be sure, like.

Sarcasm doesn't flow too well over the internet.

[Rat Faced]

RF, I'm drinking the red vino, the weans are in bed, I've got Chinese spare ribs in the oven and I'm claiming my right to call someone else on the internets a sick puppy.

What's wrong with that?

I'm giving you fair warning, like. Once you hear the sirens, run.

What more can I do for you?

I am a sick hound, not a puppy

[chalice]

Attention I do know what red wine is.

Simply suggesting there is drunkenness in the fore.

Yes, I'm drunk. And what?

But I'm more rum than drunk, believe you me, like.