Psychic Vampires

[billyfridge]

Now i know why i feel emotionally drained, and exhausted all the time. The wife and kids are psychic vampires

[clocker]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@13 October 2003 - 17:01
So you honestly dont know anyone that "Drains" you?

Wish i could say so.....

Of course I do, RF.

I can't wait to try out "The Finger Interlock Technique and the Crystal Protection Procedure " on them the next time they try to drain my resources.

Just imagine how much more successful Van Helsing would have been had he known....

[Biggles]

There was a book about some of this stuff wasn't there? Intestinal Prophecies I think.

The hand gestures to get the job is not new though, the Masons have been doing it successfully for years

This is not to deny that some people are emotional leeches and a total pain to boot.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by JPaul+13 October 2003 - 14:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul &#064; 13 October 2003 - 14:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@13 October 2003 - 15:14
I have been anti-vampire for most of my life.

I will admit to thinking of them in a stereotypical manner, but unlike others, I find myself unswayed by arguments against my "biased" thinking.

Vampires are like communists in the 40&#39;s and 50&#39;s; they are everywhere.

Vampires suck.

Anti as in you don&#39;t believe in them, or anti as in you are against them. [/b][/quote]
I am reminded of liberal democrats (who, being mostly whores, should "bed" rather easily, Biggles) as I think of vampires.

Kind of lends a different twist to the term "Balkanized", yes?

JPaul, please forgive my clarity-I will obfuscate if you wish?


Edit:response to Biggles

[chalice]

Vampire Blues by Loudon Wainwright III
(Twelve bar blues)

I&#39;m a vampire, baby
Want to suck your blood tonight.
Said, I&#39;m a vampire baby,
I wanna suck your blood tonight.
You know them white corpuscles
They make me feel alright.

What type blood you got, baby
I gotta know, I gotta know
What type blood you got, baby
I gotta know.
Is is A, AB
Or is it O?

I was born in Transylvania
Now I got a flat in London Town
I was born in Transylvania
Now I got a pad in London Town.
That drafty castle full of armadilloes
Really used to bring me down.

I&#39;m a vampire, baby
Please let me come inside.
I&#39;m a harmless little vampire, baby
Please let me come inside
Throw away that crucifix and all that garlic
I want you to be my bride.

I&#39;m a vampire, baby
Don&#39;t you be a drag
Yeah I&#39;m a vampire, baby
Don&#39;t be a stone drag.
I like it, baby
When we&#39;re rockin&#39; it on the rag.

[j2k4]

Yes&#33;

The vampire "vista" is thus broadened.

[MagicNakor]

Here, I&#39;ll go one further.

Adrian Alexis - I Want To Be A Vampire

My ambition, by Louis Dracula. (Louis&#33
When I grow up, I want to be a vampire.
I want to live forever and smell of death.
I want to be stone cold and sleep in coffins, and have stolen blood in my veins. (Oh no. That will be quite enough Louis.)
I want to sink my razor-sharp fangs (Louis&#33; Settle down&#33
into my victim&#39;s necks then draw my fangs out (Go back to your seat Louis&#33
and let the blood flow easy in my mouth and run hot down my throat (Louis&#33; I&#39;ve had quite enough of this&#33
drip off my tongue and back down my astounded victim&#39;s throats (It&#39;s off to the principal&#39;s office with you&#33
I want to drink girls&#39; blood&#33; (How dare you little...&#33
That is my ambition&#33; That is my ambition&#33; THAT IS MY AMBITION&#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;m a horror show droogie with my eyes in disguise,
A living death leper, I guess it&#39;s no suprise
People stare when they see me coming,
Long black hair and skin of white,
Looking like a Karloff or a creature of the night.

I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33;

Do my living nightly, but I&#39;m trapped inside a day,
My parents think I&#39;m crazy, the neighbours think I&#39;m gay.
My apartment&#39;s like a tomb, everything is painted black,
And if the landlord ever saw he&#39;d have a heart attack.

I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33;

Bela Lugosi&#39;s dead, or so many tend to think.
Yet people get a little nervous when I ask them up for a drink.

I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33; I want to be a vampire&#33;

[j2k4]

Yes-

Well done, MN&#33;