Adult Jokes

[Wolfmight]

LOL @ Voodoo dick
btw if anyone didnt get it at the end.. When the polic officer said Voodoo dick, my ass!! Well he obviously it jumped out of the woman went strait toward his.....!!!!

[titey]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@5 November 2003 - 18:08
if anyone didnt get it at the end

I think the cop was the one who "got it in the end"

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by titey+8 November 2003 - 22:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 8 November 2003 - 22:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@5 November 2003 - 18:08
if anyone didnt get it at the end

I think the cop was the one who "got it in the end" [/b][/quote]

[kay2thejay]

there is also a flash animation with the vodoo dick. i had it some weeks ago but deleted it

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by kay2thejay@17 November 2003 - 10:36
there is also a flash animation with the vodoo dick. i had it some weeks ago but deleted it

hope it didnt show the cop... :x

[OASVstar]

Try this Joke.

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.
The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"

"Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely chick next door. She&#39;s blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She&#39;s so horny that every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."

"And?" prompted the doctor.

"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick."

"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

[Insanity__]

Originally posted by OASVstar@27 November 2003 - 10:12
"It was a great idea and everything was going well. Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

ROFL that would KILL >_<

cheers anyway :beerchug:

[james_bond_rulez]

OASVstar damn you i laughed so hard i fell from my chair

[Rotten_Apple]

Originally posted by OASVstar@27 November 2003 - 10:12
Then someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove."

OUCHHHHHH &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; even the thought made my eyes

LMAO........... funny stuff............, all the jokes sofar

[h4mx0r]

sex is a sin
sex is forbidden
sin is forgiven
so stick it in&#33;