Attack Dog: Enter At Your Own Risk!

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 09:24
Poor Frankie is getting fixed this morning.

Explain to him that yer about to let someone slice his nards off....

• ....if'n he understands, you'll have that "viscious, man eating attack dog" you wanted!

• An' who could blame 'im?

[*´¯`·.¸¸.»Çô©ö»]

Forget training your dog to become a maneater, instead feed him on a mixture of sheep chit and spring water (must be near nuclear reactor) and after 12 months you get a zombie dog like my boy Buster.

[dingoBaby]

I was just kidding about the attack dog thing. He is actually scared of his own shadow. I was walking him last night and he started shaking and crying. He saw our shadows and was trying to hide from them.

He is so cool and I am happy we were able to rescue him. There were so many sad dogs at the shelter, mostly pit bulls that were abandoned. We wanted to take all of them.

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 17:02
I was just kidding about the attack dog thing. He is actually scared of his own shadow. I was walking him last night and he started shaking and crying. He saw our shadows and was trying to hide from them.

He is so cool and I am happy we were able to rescue him. There were so many sad dogs at the shelter, mostly pit bulls that were abandoned. We wanted to take all of them.

[titey]

Well anyway dingo.... in response to yer training question....

• Uncle Matty is pretty well-known in the US.... you might try his site.

[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by titey@24 October 2003 - 12:10
Well anyway dingo.... in response to yer training question....

• Uncle Matty is pretty well-known in the US.... you might try his site.

Thanks Titey. That is what I am looking for. He's 2 years old and he responds to Sit and Come, but not to Stay or Lay Down. He knows to ask to go out to do his business but he will randomly pee on the floor sometimes. We (my girlfriend and I) need to do some work with him.

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 11:19
He knows to ask to go out to do his business but he will randomly pee on the floor sometimes.

Well if'n he's as skitish as you say.... maybe that's just on account of nerves.

Hopefully once he's a bit more comfortable in his new home that will correct itself.

As small as he is, I thought he was still a pup.... didn't realize he was already full-grown.

[dingoBaby]

Yes he is tiny, only about 12-15 pounds. He's a chiuaua mutt. Not sure what the other part is altough oddly enough he has paws and some markings like a german shepard.

[titey]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@24 October 2003 - 11:44
He's a chiuaua mutt.

Oh.... from the pics, I thought he looked like an Australian Shepherd.
(that's why I thought he was still a pup.)

Now wonder he's so jittery.... I've never seen a chihuahua that wasn't.

[dingoBaby]

Listen to this. We went to pick frankie up from the vet, after his "procedure" and the vet told us he noticed somthing funny with Frankie's legs. He did an xray and it turns out the poor dog broke his hip some time ago. It has healed but not very well. I noticed right away when we first brought him home that his hips appereared to be stiff but thought it might have been from being caged up for a month at the shelter.

Turns out, the vet thinks someone beat the dog and broke his hip. The ball joint on his right side was actually shattered. How f@cking sick it that?! The dog weighs all of 7 lbs!!! What kind of evil, terrible, no good, low life sicko would do that to an animal?

I am just glad that he is a tough little guy and we are able to give him a good home.