I Used To Believe.....

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by nikita69@25 October 2003 - 17:52
one time I called my brother a bastard. my father overheard, he smacked me and said do you know what that word means? I said no. he responded, it's someone who doesn't have a proper daddy. So i thought that a bastard was half-human, half monster.

It is astonishing how many people, when asked what a bastard is, will answer

Someone who doesn't have a dad

- What exactly are they thinking?!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I used to think the Tremelo bar on a guitar was what gave it the over driven sound

You may now completely rip the crap outta me

Jonno B)

[razorsharp013]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@25 October 2003 - 14:58
I used to think the Tremelo bar on a guitar was what gave it the over driven sound

You may now completely rip the crap outta me

Jonno B)

Me points and laughs!!!!

[infamousalbo101]

I read somewhere that you can only see ghosts in mirrors and you can't see vampires in them at all.
This made washing my hands in front of the bathroom mirror at night very tricky as I'd have to stare into the mirror checking for ghost and whip my head around every few seconds to make sure no vampires were sneaking up on me.

[Spindulik]

I used to believe that the majority vote wins in a presidential election.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by razorsharp013@25 October 2003 - 19:59

Me points and laughs!!!!

*Takes a bow*

I also used to believe that there was a little guy inside the radio

And that the word "Gulable" had been removed from the dictionary

Jonno B)

[Biggles]

When I was little my father told me Guy Fawkes night was a celebration of an attempt to blow up parliament.

I am now 46 and have come to the conclusion that he may not have been joking.

I also saw or read something about tiny killer creatures using drains to gain entry to houses. I drove everyone crazy by ensuring all plugs were firmly wedged into all plug holes at all times. This, by and large, I have got over.

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@25 October 2003 - 20:03
I'd have to stare into the mirror checking for ghost and whip my head around every few seconds to make sure no vampires were sneaking up on me.

i still do that i'm a wuss

[Smooch]

Next, you'll be telling me that there's no such person as Father Christmas

[Spatula Geek Girl]

I used to believe that the monster under my bed had a grudge against me. Because of this I pretended to be a deferent person each night so the monster wouldn't take me to Alaska, which I used to believe was the coldest place I the universe, and that in you stayed there for more that a second you'd die!!

I also used to believe that the moon was just the sun turning it's self off.


PIES!!!!