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Thread: I Used To Believe.....

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    Originally posted by Spatula Geek Girl@26 October 2003 - 02:40
    I used to believe that the monster under my bed had a grudge against me. Because of this I pretended to be a deferent person each night so the monster wouldn't take me to Alaska, which I used to believe was the coldest place I the universe, and that in you stayed there for more that a second you'd die!!

    I also used to believe that the moon was just the sun turning it's self off.


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    I used to think the cement holding the bricks together on a wall was made out of sherbert so i used to get a screw driver and pick at the wall and i used to eat it


    I also thought if you are bleeding you have to get the hose and pump your self back up.

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    My brother and I fully believed that the kid on the Play-Doh canister was saying:

    Don't Eat It!




    there's more, but it's hard to remember.

    this post is guaranteed 100% parrot-free

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    i used to think that bacon was made of dog meat.. i have no clue why it was probly my sister trying to make me a vegitarian

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    I used to believe that eating the crusts on your sandwiches would make you hair go curley... and that drinking beer would give you a hairy chest.

    I always ate my crusts, and drank a lot of beer as a teenager...

    The result? I now have perfectly straight hair and an utterly hairless chest.

    Oh... my mum also told me that if I played with my belly button, it would come loose and my bum would fall off!

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    lmfao ur bum will fall off lol

    to wat cade said about wankin, thats the same t hing that happendt o me!!!

    and first when the little guys leaked they werent sticky so i thought it was my pee but then after 1 year they turned sticky and more white so now i know

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    When I was little, I used to think that peopled pee'd from their belly-button. I attempted this unsuccessfully, and soon learned the correct way.

    My brother used to think that the word "agenda" referred to the female genitalia.

    More as my memory resurfaces.

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    [i]Originally posted by uNz@25 October 2003 - 22:57
    II now have perfectly straight hair and an utterly hairless chest.
    thats a good thing
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    Hmm, don't remember too many.

    I used to think that if you slept with the covers completely over your head, the vampires who'd come in the night to eat you would be dissuaded by the blanket, and find someone else to make their meal.

    Edit: And it seems to be true. I haven't been supper for any vampires.

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    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
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    Originally posted by Infested Cats@26 October 2003 - 07:16
    When I was little, I used to think that peopled pee'd from their belly-button. I attempted this unsuccessfully, and soon learned the correct way.

    My brother used to think that the word "agenda" referred to the female genitalia.

    More as my memory resurfaces.
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