Here's a little Halloween joke I found:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them
out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard
(barely containing his laughter) who had watched the
whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck
is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just
beat the shit out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween!
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