Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Piratebay comments >*

hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs. thanks to the uploader! will seed for weed...

hey fucko what country u from? i doubt whatever shit 3rd world foreign country ur in has better production than america even when we make shit movies they are better than urs.

[ziggyjuarez]

i bench you and yo mama

[Mr. Mulder]

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous

[Shinzen]

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[megabyteme]

i bench you and yo mama

My mama can squat you. Hell, on a good day, she could even lift ya.

[Mr. Mulder]

off wurk today and watching countdown for the first time in ages!! Whoever they've got to replace Vorderman is fucking stunning!! I'd love to shit all over her!!!!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched the new family guy, no fucking idea when any of those 'merkins were at the end of it when it went all real life, one of them was meant to be a comedian? Hard to say which one though the burd sounded lyke the woman bear off of cleveland

[Barbarossa]

/went out last night and it was fucking shit! was with the misses, one of her m8s had their birthday. i was the only bloke there, well there was this one other nob but he was an absolute dickhead. he just seemed excited to be outside, with women. Drinking with large groups of wimins is never fun. especially when one of them is your misses

I think what might have happened is you found yourself in a brightly lit bar standing next to a large mirror

[Mr. Mulder]

just had a bath, not had one in ages. Not cos I'm dirty lyke, i'm primarily a shower man. Our shower is broken, I'd forgotten how dull baths are. I shaved my cawk and ballsack and then tried to do a pikachu right above it (as the misses is quite fond of pikachu) but it ended up looking like one of those dinosaurs with the long necks. The moral of the story is don't try

[Something Else]

I doubt that very much good Sir as my mother is of a large size and peculiar shape. Such a statement is, quite frankly, preposterous

I'm having potato / cabbage cake things with an egg and red onion gravy.

I was cutting a hedge today with one of those long-reach hedge trimmers. I'd climbed up inside, to trim the top (it was about 12ft). I overbalanced while stretching and fell head first in to the hedge, still holding the trimmer. My mate said he could only see my leg sticking out the top.