an alchemist?
Yet you still don't disclose the type of wanker, manker, tit for tat.Originally Posted by manker
Au contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.
I'm just that kind of guy.
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effendi
Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.
It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
If you think that's garden variety, I'd recommend you a visit to the dermatologist... or urologist, I don't really know. Or maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.
It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought
As for mine, it was the way I was holding it. Imagine shoving the side of your phone into the mouth of this:
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Then what happens? Hurry up you dirty bitch
effendi
Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.
Do you have any other super-powers?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
mostly harmless
He's got eyeballs on his wanking hand, does that count?Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.
Do you have any other super-powers?
effendi
Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
My thighs are pale white, but my ball bag is tanner than any Mexican (cock only having your average Mexican tan). I used to ask if this was normal, but the responses I got were a mixed bag. I can't for the life of me recall ever exposing my balls to the sun, so I guess my other super-power is that my thighs emit UV light.Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.
Do you have any other super-powers?
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
effendi
Mixed bag
During these dark months, your thighs could cure enervated enchantresses of their SAD.
It's worth thinking about as a sideline to the card-counting.
Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.
You're not alone, mackster.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me thereYes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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