I'm just hoping he didn't jizz on the pizza, like.
I'm just hoping he didn't jizz on the pizza, like.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
I could make a joke about come dine with me there, like.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
wotevs. it's a race and i won it lyke.
I wasn't going for the time limit thing.
I was going for the minute as in midget angle.
Like the good old days, like.
oic, he's also got a big tongue, that could probably be thrown in somehow ...but i don't think midgets have big tongues lyke, or maybe they do, some midgets have normal sized heads it would seem. I'M NOT A FUCKING MIDGET!!!!!1
Only a true midget would so passionately deny his midgethood.
Hmm.. You win this thyme, chavis...
Yeah, I always win whether I win or not.
In other distasteful news, Rustlers burgers are rank to the max. It's like getting smacked in the mouth with a hockey puck covered in cheap ketchup.
Only more expensive.
^ true.day, C-Money.
Update: Just walked up to the big Tescos, bought 6 plums, milk and two chicken breasts I'm making spag-bol tonight which involves none of the above I have the flat to my self and plan on watching shite telly all night in my pants, though possibly go out later depending on who else is out, for this i will need trousers
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