Just got through using my kids to get me some candy. Gotta love'em
Just got through using my kids to get me some candy. Gotta love'em
Happy Halloween!
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
You're Russian or something .
Russia has Halloween but they do have a Be Nice to a Corrupt Official or Else Day.
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My daughter's outfit for her preschool party this morning. She will be Marceline tonight, but we didn't want to deal with the long, black wig getting tangled.
My son, the Red Power Ranger:
Child abuse...
C'mon guys, we can't be the only ones dressing up here...
For the lameos who don't know what Adventure Time is
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Your kids are really adorable and apparently adopted.
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Stolen. Do you realize how long one would have to be on the waiting list to get two cute, white babies?!? Nah. You'd be amazed at how few <20 y/o mothers aren't very attentive. Granted, it takes a couple of bath times to get the stale cigarette smoke smell off of 'em, but it's worth it.
Joke is on us, though. Apparently, we took someone's Down's child. Just thought he was half-Asian, or something...
I wore fake tattoo arm covers while working behind the bar last night. Strongbow sent them. Cunts.
Now go away.
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