man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"
Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
man says to woman "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Woman says to man "Why buy the pig when all I want is a little sausage?"
Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
dont get it
how can you not understand the joke. sorry but the joke an't that funny.
I liked it!
thats from the movie buying a cow you just copied it right dummy
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Shes says she doesnt want the entire man, but just his dick...
not the whole pig (not the whole man), only the small sausage (only the small dick)
ummmmmmmmmmm okOriginally posted by boxofslavery@6 November 2003 - 03:08
Flame me....please....be a mean person.....that's 90% of ppl here anyway....come on....do it.
fuck you????
Thank you Acecool.
OK...let's get simple here:
"Why buy the cow" .... "why get married"
"when you can get the milk for free?"......."when I can just screw her and run?"
it's a common saying from the more modest past
Now apply it towards men and their "little sausage".....get it now?
yes, it's not groundbreakingly hilarious, but I thought it was cute.
according to a recent study, over 70% of women don't believe in marriage.....it just made me think of that. I didn't rip this off a movie Wrongturn. My stepmother told me the joke.
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