I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

[Quarterquack]

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?

[IdolEyes787]

I would say your Mom's mouth but that would be too obvious.

[megabyteme]

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?

If you have access to such spare parts, would you mind getting Oleg a pussy, so he'll shut up about it?

[OlegL]

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

[IdolEyes787]

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

[Artemis]

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

Combine the two and what have we got, how about a pretty dead girl Oleg ? will that do ? at least she won't complain.....

[OlegL]

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

[mjmacky]

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

Have you tried, I only ask because I'm not sure if virginity can be lost to a corpse? How can you be certain you're not a necrophile if you haven't tried yet?

That being said, I'm not sure if I'm a pedophile or not

[OlegL]

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

[mjmacky]

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

Maybe you should just start with cold turkeys and work your way up

edit: on second thought, recommending necrobeastiality isn't probably the best stepping stone