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    iLOVENZB's Avatar FST Crew BT Rep: +1
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    OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

    There has to be more to life than losing your virginity. If you haven't done it by the time you leave high school, prostitution looks like the only way. ... or go to your local grave yard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?
    It's Idol's fault for starting a thread with the word sexual in it.
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    Surely it's his father for squirting that not solucky sperm cell?
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

    There has to be more to life than losing your virginity. If you haven't done it by the time you leave high school, prostitution looks like the only way. ... or go to your local grave yard.
    Well, MBM mentioned me and "getting a pussy" in the same sentence, so I responded. But you are right, I don't need to continue posting in this thread, so just carry on with your conversation.
    Last edited by OlegL; 07-28-2011 at 10:04 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.
    I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.
    I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.
    Yes but I'm assuming that unlike Kate you don't have private security.
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    I do now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.
    I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.
    You still got the tache?

    I think that would kind of work
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    I do now.
    I think the guns might be going a tad overboard though.

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    Last edited by IdolEyes787; 07-29-2011 at 07:14 PM.
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    On second thought maybe not.

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