If it's not, it should be, Dave.
When did you last have sex with your wife, Dave? Was there a tentative coital entente in that vulnerable well-fed, festive bliss? Did she nobble the sherry to such an extent that she was willing to tolerate your moustache?
How's the getting over Squeamous thing coming along?
Since he was "just looking for a friend" in Squeams, I suggested he find a woman 20+ years his senior for friendship. I've heard that when someone faces an addiction, they need to replace one with something else. While most women 20+ years older than him are dead, I am certain there are some very nice, newly widowed women who would like the company (and CONSTANT attention) of a younger man. You know, for "friendship".
Shouldn't be any different to you, right Dave?...
You should learn some maths MBM.
Here you go, I'll throw you a bone, one of my other friends, a woman as it happens, who is younger than me, thinks I should direct anger at the woman you're all so intent on me engaging with. What do you think?
That'll be cause you're not worth the time chavis.
Which truth would the be chavis?
Your version which has me lounging around like a 70s porn star in a gay coloured suit, intimidating a woman.
See that's your problem chavis, your imagination is as fucking mental as the rest of you, so even your claims of initimidation can't square upto the reality of the image you create for it.
You're pretty adept at projecting your own images, Dave. I especially loved the one you projected when you turned up outside someone's door who didn't want you there, and then reported back to the board, like some kinda 'I can do what I like' sociopath.
It's restraining order straightforward, Dave. When did you last have sex with your wife?
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