Helter Skelter
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Two words: NAILED. IT.Somewhere in an alternate universe, Brad Pitt is no doubt a mediocre waiter.
In contrast, this one has no future...
Obviously slept with the producer for whatever bit part she got.
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Clearly she also slept her way to a college degree if she thinks becoming a French citizen is a smart idea.
http://www.starpulse.com/news/Joe_Bo..._become_a_fren
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Pain and gain - 4/5*
The rock,mark wahlberg and the other black dude really did a good job being muscle bound idiots.there crazy schems had me interested im the outcome.that is somthing most films fail to do.didnt even see the end but fuck it.hella funny.watch that shit.
Boss 2013! The ever greatest movie of akshay kumar
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Machete Kills
Drawn in by the possibility of sex,violence and Mexicans I made the huge mistake of watching some of this movie.
Suffice it to say that Uwe Boll would be ashamed to attach his name to this horrible hodgepodge of grotesque yet ultimately pointless characters,unexciting over the top action and unfunny farce.
"Machete Kills" is exploitation cinema, in the same way that a teen who pays $28 at the mall for a Sex Pistols T-shirt is a punk rocker." ie neither have any real heart in it.
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Retired
Yep, fucking awful. You'd think a guy who made El Mariachi for 50 cents could put out a stronger effort. CG blood/gore is a real turnoff. Doubly so in a 'exploitation' flick. Triple-y when Tom Savini himself guest stars in said movie. Take the money alloted for Gaga's makeup & wardrobe and create some practical fx. Karo syrup is cheap.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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In his defense, Rart got his on sale.
an alchemist?
So I'm reading this right, a sequel to Machete was actually produced?
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I prefer the term "vomited forth".
Anyway I'm certain that there won't be a third as I will personally see to it that Rodriguez burns in Hell first.
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an alchemist?
You know when someone keeps harping on a joke when they don't realize that they have become the joke? That's what this situation sounds like.
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