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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.
    I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.

    It's pretty cool, but secret.

    No one can see it.
    My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Et tu View Post
    I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.
    From his post above, I'm pretty sure Vestibule invented it already. And his wife has seen it at least six times...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Et tu View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.
    I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.

    It's pretty cool, but secret.

    No one can see it.
    So you do your 'pretty cool' secret dance with your eyes closed?

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    No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously
    My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Et tu View Post
    No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously
    So, how many mirrors have you cracked, then?
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    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched

    kick arse 2: The Money Grabbing sequel
    We're The Millers: Unfunny American comedy number 456917
    R.I.P.D: The Men in Black remake
    World War Z: Watch us shit all over the book

    All were terrible, it was 6 hours well spent

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    in other time wasting news, i've just learnt that this will exist in 9 days!111

    TES_anthology_01-590x330.jpg

    Motherfucking elder scrolls anthology!! Had I of known sooner i would have booked time off real life. No doubt i'll quit my job, leave the misses, gain 5 stone of pure crisps and see if my parents will have me back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched

    kick arse 2
    We're The Millers
    R.I.P.D
    World War Z
    Remind me to never trust your decision making process.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    OK then!! Now that i win here where is the price!!
    Last edited by anon; 09-05-2013 at 12:48 PM. Reason: 5p4m

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    in my pants.

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