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[chalice]

I hope you're not suggesting that a bunch of unattractive and unlikable middle age people doing the same lame and highly sexist material over and over isn't highly entertaining.

Sid James is my least favorite cunt ever, and I hate a serious amount of cunts. True story. If that cunt were alive today, what with all his sleazy, leering shite, they'd bring back hanging and he wouldn't be alive for long.

I'm hoping they reinstate it on a singular basis for Rolf Harris. Cartoon time will never be the same again. Every time I try to paint a masterpiece, I'll have his peadophilic shadow spoiling all my light. What a cunt.

[Artemis]

As long as I can get to fuck your finest, most attractive horses unimpeded I'm there, Artichoke.

Best bring a ladder then....

[Artemis]

I hope you're not suggesting that a bunch of unattractive and unlikable middle age people doing the same lame and highly sexist material over and over isn't highly entertaining.

Sid James is my least favorite cunt ever, and I hate a serious amount of cunts. True story. If that cunt were alive today, what with all his sleazy, leering shite, they'd bring back hanging and he wouldn't be alive for long.

I'm hoping they reinstate it on a singular basis for Rolf Harris. Cartoon time will never be the same again. Every time I try to paint a masterpiece, I'll have his peadophilic shadow spoiling all my light. What a cunt.

Rolf is an even bigger cunt for me since I grew up with the Rolf Harris show, and him doing his murals with a large paintbrush as part of the show, I used to sing 'tie me kangaroo down sport' as a kid......a complete and utter cunt....


So when are you moving out?

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning cunts.

It's all wet and shit outside.

[Artemis]

It's fucking summer here!!!!!!!!

[IdolEyes787]

I froze rain for 60 hours straight over the weekend and now the trees have all decided to break apart so go fuck yourselves.

[TheFoX]

I froze rain for 60 hours straight over the weekend and now the trees have all decided to break apart so go fuck yourselves.

Who the fuck do you think you are? GOD?

So, how did you freeze the rain but, more importantly, why did you freeze the rain? What was the purpose of this divine intervention on your part?

Or are you an egomaniac who thinks you are a god?

Don't bother to answer if you don't want to. I won't push you, just in case you decide to cause an earthquake where I live.

(Fucking deities. They all think they are all powerful.)

[Mr. Mulder]

pm me if you wanna know how to make ice or water soup, i totally know the ingredients...

[Mr. Mulder]

looks like i can't get a train to London and spend Christmas with family and stuffs, which means i get to go home and smoke a massive bag of green and generally masturbate until just steam comes out. The misses says to stay at hers with her family but that's hella lame, she's not the president of Christmas and therefore can't tell me what to do.

[anon]

It's fucking summer here!!!!!!!!

As well as here

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Everyone in the city has their ACs running and the power grid just can't deal with the extreme demands. I'm lucky enough for blackouts to have been few and far between for now, but some neighborhoods haven't had electricity for ten-plus days.

Same shit every year.