You may regret this needless cruelty when your brother dies and is no doubt reincarnated as a lower life form.
Persona non grata
You may regret this needless cruelty when your brother dies and is no doubt reincarnated as a lower life form.
Respect my lack of authority.
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Moths don't like being moths. A slipper to the moth face and a torrent of piss is the kindest euthanasia.Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Don't you watch horror movies, chalice? PsychoMoth can't be killed by normal slippers, and piss just makes him grow. His body is resurrecting right now at the first bend of the toilet, and he (she as you will soon learn as those "mites" were actually her offspring for the sequels) will be biting your rectum as soon as you've had a few too many drinks and take a seat.
The wisest thing you can do is burn the house to the ground and have a priest use some ancient artifact (sure, you are in Ireland, but which one sends this moth back to Hell?) to purify the grounds.
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Yeah.
Some day we'll meet and I can experience your medication too.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
I had read your tale of Mothra to my wife- especially since I had been so "clever" in my reply. I added your response. Without skipping a beat, she replied, "You know, he probably has a point. Hehehe."
Later, I'll beat her with a whiskey bottle in your honor.
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Yeah, well. I don't like moths. Get the moths to sue me or something.
In other news, hiya mbm's missus. You're obviously an excellent woman of poor taste to the max.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
You know, you probably have a point there.
effendi
Wee mite things ... are you sure
They just fly into anything bright and die. How did they continue as a species once man mastered fire. They disprove Darwin.
And also; you big girl.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Big girl thing notwithstanding, this fucking thing was so fucking big it had colonies of parasites. Fuwukkkaaw. That was me nearly vomiting.Wee mite things ... are you sure
They just fly into anything bright and die. How did they continue as a species once man mastered fire. They disprove Darwin.
And also; you big girl.
effendi
If moths have parasites, I might have to revisit my stance on not giving a fuck about them. Catching one of the stupid creatures in my hands, blowing into one end of my hand prison and letting the moth surf my breath into the face of a nearby girl has won me many admirers over the years.Big girl thing notwithstanding, this fucking thing was so fucking big it had colonies of parasites. Fuwukkkaaw. That was me nearly vomiting.Wee mite things ... are you sure
They just fly into anything bright and die. How did they continue as a species once man mastered fire. They disprove Darwin.
And also; you big girl.
Might have to rethink that.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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