Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Skiz]

Another Doors link?

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning buttholes!!!

got woken up at 5 this morning by the misseses cats, throwing their toy mice against the bedroom door trying to get in, little cunts.

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to

And in further news, i've been pretty much given one of these:

Avoca-INCH-3G-Tablet-STB3805M.png

an 8 inch android tablet, i think its entry level - 1.5Ghz, 1GB but seems alright. Good enough to watch incestuous torture porn on the bus.

[mjmacky]

The discussion on reports enticed Art. Where's the other resident expert on professionally boring things, i.e., wanker?

If anything would summon him, it would be spreadsheet talk.

I think he's more interested in talking about spread cheeks.

[mjmacky]

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to

Now is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.

Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.

I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.

[Mr. Mulder]

Bio Salad?

[Snee]

Morning buttholes!!!

got woken up at 5 this morning by the misseses cats, throwing their toy mice against the bedroom door trying to get in, little cunts.

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to

And in further news, i've been pretty much given one of these:

Avoca-INCH-3G-Tablet-STB3805M.png

an 8 inch android tablet, i think its entry level - 1.5Ghz, 1GB but seems alright. Good enough to watch incestuous torture porn on the bus.

But how is for watching clips of ladyboys bumming each other? I mean, incestuous torture porn is so 2012.

[Snee]

Really, we shouldn't have to figure these things out by ourselves. Any reviewer worth their salt should have a decent collection of mainstream pron like that.

[Mr. Mulder]

it can play some wenches with wangs but not all. It seems to struggle mostly with any videos of everyone here's mothers.

[megabyteme]

it can play some wenches with wangs but not all. It seems to struggle mostly with any videos of everyone here's mothers.

Sorry, it's probably just my mom hogging up the screen space.

[megabyteme]

In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to

Now is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.

Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.

I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.

Coincidentally, Idol keeps a regular diet of at least 5 fapfulls of probikers daily.