It won't
The distance is both a blessing and a curse. It sucks that we can't have a beer but it's for the best because I hear that Americans can't drink more than a pint and a half of proper UK produced babycham before being rendered insensible.
If you were to drink with any of us, we'd rape you and then use your phone to buy stuff like anal-beads and RealDolls. And possibly pizza.
i luff u 2 btw <3
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