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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.
    Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger.
    And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    Sorry to tell you, that's no peen. Your penis is already dead, and has been replaced by a dopplewanger.
    And lately he's taken to hanging out with a bad crowd.I'm afraid that he might have become a dopplegangwanger.
    Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh.

    EDIT- You should have been tipped off sooner due to it being black and having a gold-lined pee hole.
    Last edited by megabyteme; 02-18-2012 at 09:47 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh.
    The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Having a shit day, and REALLY needed that good laugh.
    The joy of my success is tempered by the understanding that given enough darts even a blind man will occasionally hit the bullseye.
    Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.
    What if he was in a forest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
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    Even sadder, is that before he managed to do that, he killed off all his witnesses. There's a proverb in there somewhere about giving a blind man steel tipped darts.
    What if he was in a forest?
    I imagine he'd be knocking down trees.
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    With or without a paddle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    You talk to your penis?
    Yes and the really disturbing part is that it talks back.
    Must be difficult to understand what is it saying while it's inside your mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    With or without a paddle?
    I'm not certain if he even made it that far up the creek yet.
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