I am an exceptionally talented cook, cleaner and bedroom acrobat it's true. But I have a little part time job on the side creating transgenic animals at the leading medical research facility in the UK. I just do it to keep my hand in and top up those national insurance contributions really
It was in London when I went. I can't do clubbing anymore either. A mate dragged me out to a techno club last weekend. It was their birthday, so I thought I'd give it a go. I looked for the chill-out room, but couldn't find it. I soon fell asleep. When I woke up, it was 5 am, and there was hideous techno banging all around me. I immediately left. I hate techno, but I can sleep thro' most things. It's my self-defence mechanism.
I leave for work at 6:30 am, 6 days a week, so by 9 pm, I'm cream crackered.
Now go away.
I've never really liked clubbing
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