Leers I have known and loved

**megabyteme** · 03-25-2012, 02:54 PM

Too many were dying of shock seeing other obese without shirts. Something had to be done.

I was opposed at first, wanting to showoff my pectoral implants, but now I'm actually in support of masks for the ugly. And minorities.

**Biggles** · 03-25-2012, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by manker

You must have been misinformed somewhere along the line.
The approved dress-code for binge drinking in the summer is shirtless with knee length combat shorts, socks and crocs.

I only get to wear dresses if the missus is late home from wurk.

Fixed that

**Biggles** · 03-25-2012, 03:12 PM

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished

**manker** · 03-25-2012, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished

Well, this is the thread to leer and so far the side has been let down. Apart from mbm trying to coerce me into helping him imagine me in a frock.

Also, have you moved from Scotchland, Les.

**Biggles** · 03-25-2012, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished

Well, this is the thread to leer and so far the side has been let down. Apart from mbm trying to coerce me into helping him imagine me in a frock.

Also, have you moved from Scotchland, Les.

Not sure if thinking of you in a dress counts as leering

Imagining Squeams all hot and steamy after her run...now that is leering. Or peeking into the girls showers..that I think is also leering...not that merest speculation of a thought passed my mind in that direction.

Nope we are been indulged in the good weather too (for once). Today was the warmest March day on record in Scotlandshire. The previous high was spookily on the day I was born, not that I recall it at all at all.

**manker** · 03-25-2012, 10:29 PM

Sir, have you been cooling yourself down with long island ice teas again.

It's been decent here too but I've been in work most of the day.
I tried early doors to get a pass for the pub, failed, and decided to seek refuge in my office in protest.

**Something Else** · 03-25-2012, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've discovered there's a sweet spot in the day when I am more likely than any other to get leered at by men in the street. Usually, like today, it's in the afternoon of a weekend when I'm doing the walk of shame home in what I was wearing the night before. I think the combination of looking out of place and wearing very little is probably what does it. The quality of the leering at this time of day seems to be much better too. At night time it's usually along the lines of 'hoi *insert complimentary label*, then the word 'CUNT!' when they get ignored. During the day they can be quite witty. Probably because they're sober.

Anyway, today I got a doozie. Some scrotes in a car pulled up beside me and started making personal comments about my form, which I ignored. They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me. Took me ages to work out what they were getting at; I had to look it up when I got home. Turns out he's a fucking ex Arsenal football player. They were saying I looked like him, the little cunts!

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Ah well, at least he's handsome

Petit was a cornerstone of the midfield in the most successful Arsenal team in recent years. They were probably making a reference to how vital you are.

**Squeamous** · 03-27-2012, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by queams

They then decided to get my attention by shouting 'Emmanuel Petit' to me.

I found the comparison amusing

I don't leer as such, I'm much too refined for that kind of thing nowadays. My peers and I tend to keep our comments to ourselves until the object has moved without of earshot.Four of us, pished up during a daytime casual binge drinking sesh, were walking toward another pub a while back and we concurrently noticed two fourteen year olds (approx), completely caked in make-up but very little else. One of which seemed to be adjusting her tits such that areolae would be visible to the casual onlooker. Several comments raced through my mind but I wasn't sure which, if any, would be entirely appropriate given I wasn't actually on the internets at the time. I ended up saying nothing at all, and neither did the other three until one eventually uttered; 'no wonder they get raped'.We three lol'd, moved on to the pub, got the beers in and reflected during the imbibing of that a new era of even darker humour had been born.

Dennis Waterman was in the news recently saying basically that these days women are so clever and articulate, the only way men can win an argument with them is to punch them. He said it in such a forlorn, hapless way that it totally made my day. Do you think we're broken?

Originally Posted by Biggles

Cracking weather is it not. Squeams is going to be a sweaty minx by the time this run is finished

Originally Posted by Biggles

Not sure if thinking of you in a dress counts as leering

Imagining Squeams all hot and steamy after her run...now that is leering. Or peeking into the girls showers..that I think is also leering...not that merest speculation of a thought passed my mind in that direction.

Biggles! Really!

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Originally Posted by MJMacky

Petit was a cornerstone of the midfield in the most successful Arsenal team in recent years. They were probably making a reference to how vital you are.

Thank you, that must have been it. Nothing to do with my masculine jaw and forehead you could pick up Sky Sports on