Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

[IdolEyes787]

I clicked on jewtewb to find a Michael Bay video, and that was plastered all over the front page. Laziness got the best of me, and posted that one instead. You were doomed to get one atrocity, or another...

The really sad thing is that it's got more of a plot than some of his movies.Actually created just to make a buck,nonsensical, fancy cars, hawt women who are robotic ,irritating music , quick cuts to give the false impression of something happening ,pointless explosions, no real resolution at the end ,this is a Michael Bay movie.

[Snee]

I bet you cried at the end of Bad Boys II.

[IdolEyes787]

I cried when they announced there was going to be a Bad Boys II. Actually I had to rewatch the trailer to be sure that I had even seen BBII seeing as it differs so very little from BBI. Even then all I remembered was the scene on the freeway with Will Smith swerving around stuff.The one with Nick Cage , the Ferrari and the hills of San Fransisco in The Rock was better acted.

[Snee]

Watch something directed by Uwe Boll, is all I'm saying. You'll wish it was as good as Bad Boys II.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgNeoMvC6hA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72wbwbjpxQ

[Snee]

I'll admit, tho, that the black and white pirate flashbacks of that movie made me laugh.

[IdolEyes787]

I've seen House of the Dead , all three BloodRaynes,Alone in the Dark, In the Name of the King and Postal. People ask how does he manage to finance such indescribable shit but supposedly investors love Uwe Bowl movies because they can use them as tax write-offs somehow.
Thing is unlike Boll unlike Bay( but like Ed Wood) actually has a real affection for making movies, he's just incredibly bad at it.Easy to hate the movies but hard to hate the man.

Also he not only talks the talk but is willing to walk the walk.

[Snee]

ffs, I thought I had watched too much crap on the telly. You make me look like an amateur at doing nothing.

tbh, I've sometimes suspected Boll of being some kind of cinematic genius. Those ill-timed slowmotion-shots, fex, those almost seem intentional.

Also. My favourite among his matches was when he pummeled lowtax.

[Something Else]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Nope. /wopped.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? Already answered.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. /pics or it never happened.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Indian Cheese fits in a bowl more easily than gheyme.

Mary is definitely in prison I think. He's more likely to be on a week-long Jesus retreat. It's what Merkins do.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? Goatse was an early one.

Can someone go get JP? Perhaps we should ask Mrs.JP if he's allowed first.

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? A sign for a shop called Marys Nail's. Most funny stuff was on these, here internets tbh. The sign just annoyed me.

[manker]

At first I thought the shop sign was some play on 'snail' that I wasn't understanding, so I re-read it.
The apostrophe abuse hit from both perusals impacted upon me at the same time.

I'm going to PM Mary and ask her to pray for my tattered retinae.

I'm sure there's a Tumblr, btw, for sign related apostrophe abuse. There are some sick, sick people on these internets we live in.