Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

[Squeamous]

Thqueams: I know I should probably know, but I don't. I've never even read the rules here. True story.
You can't have pics of the hawt burd. You get me and the carpet, that's it

Congrats on the amount you raised. Les and, more curiously, Idol have been requesting sweaty pics.
I think they've volunteered to get that total up to £1000 unless I misunderstood or made it all up.

Well? What's the situation? It's now after lunch and we all want to know whether you the carpet got laid.
And how do you think I got the sponsorship total up that far in the first place? I shall pm pictures to the kind souls who donated

[Barbarossa]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? Not exactly like that, no

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? I don't have any friends on here

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. Deep shag?

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? Cricket is a game of luck

Mary is definitely in prison I think. A prison of his own mind

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? No. Oh wait. Yes.

Can someone go get JP? I imagine JP employs someone to do that already

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? Proper Bo is on holiday

[manker]

I spent the entire day so far working. I missed most of the cricket, I rushed my lunch and I think I might have to work some more in about ten minutes time.
Tomoro I will be mostly convalescing so the laying will be done on Thursday instead

I await the pics for knocking-out-a-swift-one porpoises.

[manker]

Congrats on 19k, barbs.
I don't get answer one or seven. They seem a little non-secateaureous to me.

As for cricket being a game of luck, I think you'll find that Swann took 4 wickets in his ten overs today and that the age old analogy of cream rising to the top is particularly true in this, the most gentlemanly of pursuits.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah ya do...

[manker]

SO you're not going to explain them

[Barbarossa]

ermm..... OK then.

1) I was inferring that squeams runs like a girl with arms and legs flailing wildly.. My running technique is akin to Ussain Bolt's, obviously...

7) I was alluding to the fact that JP is enormously wealthy and probably has a chauffeur to drive him around from mansion to mansion or something.

If I don't get a big dabs smiley in response to this post I'll be very disappointed...

[manker]

I was thinking too literally. I was wondering how on earth JP would be able to anticipate the need to employ a man to go get him to come back to the internets when the internets hadn't yet decided she wanted him to return.
And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton

[Barbarossa]

And also, I reckon you run like a man with a kindle in his inside pocket who has to hold the front tails of his double breasted suit jacket to stop it falling out as he tries in vain to catch the number 93 bus to Littlehampton

Hahahahaha, ahem, are you sure we've never met?

[manker]

Closest we got was when you were loike 3 miles away from my house for the weekend but you weren't allowed to meet me in the pub.