Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

**Squeamous** · 03-28-2012, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Why is it always curly haired people. CrabGirl said that in her mind's eye, I was the Welsh one from Coupling.
I'm going to make some more posts about my GHDs.

Accountancy is the refuge of society's outcasts, that's why. Gingers and curlys dominate.

**manker** · 03-28-2012, 12:48 PM

One of the hawt burds is ginger. I'd certainly dominate her refuge of society's outcast.
If you know what I mean

**manker** · 03-28-2012, 12:50 PM

Don't worry if you don't, just say it out loud in a Scotch accent and then emit a throaty Sid James chuckle straight afterwards.
I did and it now makes hella sense

**chalice** · 03-28-2012, 06:37 PM

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did?

Not a fucking second cousin twice removed of a chance. I could manage two miles before I became a geyser of vomit. Subsequent to that, I'd be handing the verb 'jog' over to the paramedics.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline?

It's a distributed consciousness kinda deal which can be nullified by sharing the account password. Incidentally, JP and Fugley did it back in the day with the JP Fugley account. It lasted about six week before JP completely eclipsed Fugley. Fugley hasn't been heard from since. True story. Make from it what you will.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive.

Sweet to the beat.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann?

About half seven.

Mary is definitely in prison I think.

Matter of time.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related?

Pretty much, but I was slapped back into the internets womb when I galumphed onto a site called 'shit city.com'. I wound in my vertibrae to an extext after that.

Can someone go get JP?

Haven't you heard? He's deceased. Defunct. Late. Mortified. Interred. Reposing.

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours?

Your sig.

**manker** · 03-28-2012, 09:57 PM

Well he must be because he can't be posting on a different site.
He'd find it impossible to join one given this one evolved around him and everyone hates the fuck out of him for at least six months before they don't.

I'm glad someone finally admitted to not being able to run six miles, btw. I also couldn't I don't think.
I play footie and stuff but they say a professional midfielder runs eight miles in a match. So that means about half that for me and I'm fucked at the end of it.

**Snee** · 03-29-2012, 07:04 AM

You both also smoke iirc.

If it halps, I'm not saying I'd get there especially fast. But when the weather allows I cycle a minimum of 40 miles a week, not counting back and forth to work, and last summer I did five times that, twice in two days.

The endurance won't be an issue. Also, footie is different, you need both endurance and sprinting skillz. So you can't rly compare them.

**Snee** · 03-29-2012, 07:08 AM

And unless I'm mistaken, idle does more cycling than I.

**mjmacky** · 03-29-2012, 07:30 AM

I think it depends on the situation. If I really had no worthwhile motivation I don't think I'd run the entire 6 miles. If there was a feral cat with sharp claws chasing and trying to infect me with the AIDS baby virus, I'm pretty certain I'd be able to make it the full 6. I used to jog 3 miles and sprint the 4th without issue, but that was more than a decade ago and I at least had a reason to keep my stamina up. I've given running a try since I moved to downtown and thought the scenery would be a good enough distraction, but I stopped doing it once I realized that I couldn't shake the thought of me running pointlessly with no destination out of my head.

A complicated answer, sure, but wouldn't you have been disappointed otherwise.

**Squeamous** · 03-29-2012, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Well he must be because he can't be posting on a different site.
He'd find it impossible to join one given this one evolved around him and everyone hates the fuck out of him for at least six months before they don't.

I'm glad someone finally admitted to not being able to run six miles, btw. I also couldn't I don't think.
I play footie and stuff but they say a professional midfielder runs eight miles in a match. So that means about half that for me and I'm fucked at the end of it.

I don't feel very fit. I thought I was. I thought I had spent the last 7 years running, but in reality I've been jogging at a speed that requires no effort and enables me to listen to music and relax. Imagine the blow to my ego to find that 4 days after a 'proper run' my legs are still tighter than an Eskimo's ball bag. I'm going to have to up my game

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I think it depends on the situation. If I really had no worthwhile motivation I don't think I'd run the entire 6 miles. If there was a feral cat with sharp claws chasing and trying to infect me with the AIDS baby virus, I'm pretty certain I'd be able to make it the full 6. I used to jog 3 miles and sprint the 4th without issue, but that was more than a decade ago and I at least had a reason to keep my stamina up. I've given running a try since I moved to downtown and thought the scenery would be a good enough distraction, but I stopped doing it once I realized that I couldn't shake the thought of me running pointlessly with no destination out of my head.

A complicated answer, sure, but wouldn't you have been disappointed otherwise.

Same here. I only ever run when I have a reason to do it. When I'm going to visit friends for instance, or home from work. I couldn't go to a gym, it would be so pointless I'd break out in existential angst.