Sorry manker, he was staying away (I think) but then I helped him upset himself with all the bile he was spewing. I think I'm creating to much work for you, what's your next command master?
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Um. He seems to be disproportionately upset about a shite footballer who collapsed the other weekend. Dave's mentioned it like four times already, so in your next bout of discourse tell him that Muamba is a big poof with heart aids.
Thanks for nothing.
Due to trusting your judgement I made the unwise decision of clicking that link . Now I don't know if I actually have a soul or if I do that it can literally crumble but still I'm pretty sure that my soul just literally crumbled after reading those tweets.
Respect my lack of authority.
Just remember that lolboys is a bad, bad thing, and it'll be a lesson not wasted.
The internet is confusing since lolcats are so darn charming.
Respect my lack of authority.
Trusting your own judgement of my judgement, is where you went wrong.
Now go away.
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