Thank you GearHead, and suck my ballz you fortune cookie

[Artemis]

Where the fuck do you think you are right now? You need your stomach pumped? You gonna be alright buddy?

Aside: "yeah, I just found him wandering here, he says he's looking for his keys but he lives at least a few miles from here. I'm only an acquaintance, but I don't think he knows anyone else in this neighborhood. He's a good guy, so if you could just make sure he gets to a hospital or at least home safely."

Where the fuck were you last night when I needed you?

[mjmacky]

Where the fuck do you think you are right now? You need your stomach pumped? You gonna be alright buddy?

Aside: "yeah, I just found him wandering here, he says he's looking for his keys but he lives at least a few miles from here. I'm only an acquaintance, but I don't think he knows anyone else in this neighborhood. He's a good guy, so if you could just make sure he gets to a hospital or at least home safely."

Where the fuck were you last night when I needed you?

Not my fault you make the same amount of sense sober.