Since when as sadomasochism been sweet
A new picture of you is beginning to form in my mind.
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Since when as sadomasochism been sweet
A new picture of you is beginning to form in my mind.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Happy couple in perfect harmony (and star trek outfits)Originally Posted by manker
Since when as sadomasochism been sweet
A new picture of you is beginning to form in my mind.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
effendi
This new picture involves you looking somewhat like that :naughty: smilie. Albeit with a greying goatee and red shorts. And a football whistle.Happy couple in perfect harmony (and star trek outfits)Since when as sadomasochism been sweet
A new picture of you is beginning to form in my mind.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
How could you possibly guess the whistle!This new picture involves you looking somewhat like that :naughty: smilie. Albeit with a greying goatee and red shorts. And a football whistle.
Happy couple in perfect harmony (and star trek outfits)
...the shorts are a given obviously
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
effendi
It was all part of chavois', spookily accurate, dream.
Remember? He thought you looked like Barry McGuigan because he'd seen you in a phoatie you'd posted of yourself refereeing a footie match.
Except it transpired that you didn't post one and it all got a bit weird.
For me, anyway
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
No, it was a bit surreal for me too to be honest. I mean if he had gone for Fyfe Robertson chasing sheep I might have been alarmed but Barry McGuiganIt was all part of chavois', spookily accurate, dream.
Remember? He thought you looked like Barry McGuigan because he'd seen you in a phoatie you'd posted of yourself refereeing a footie match.
Except it transpired that you didn't post one and it all got a bit weird.
For me, anyway
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Last night I dreamt that I was so pished that I got out of bed in a drunken stupor and urinated in the wardrobe. Afterwards I kept waking up and glancing guiltily towards it, convinced of my debasement, scrambling for a viable excuse for the missus. Imagine my relief when I finally woke up proper and it was all a dream. Or was it.
True story.
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A simple test: open the wardrobe and take a wiff, if it's a urine free zone you're sweet
If not go to plan B and blame it on the dog.
If you don't own a dog say you were going to surprise your wife by getting her a new dog but the dirty bastard pissed in the wardrobe and you were so angry you kicked it up the arse and it ran away.
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Play it safe, and call the dog over to the wardrobe before opening it. If there's a problem, IMMEDIATELY begin scolding the dog. The wife will wake up to the commotion, and can beA simple test: open the wardrobe and take a wiff, if it's a urine freezone you're sweetsuckeredasked to clean up the defiled clothes FAR easier than if you did it yourself.
an alchemist?
Scouring the wardrobe with your wash, you cleanly man you.
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...the shorts are a given obviously
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