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[Squeamous]

Yeah but what if we're playing porn stars or something. You know, when you slap the girl's arse and check yourself out in the mirror and say impossibly stupid things like; 'Oh yeah, take my steely robot cawk'.
Surely then I get to debase you

*Sigh* ok, but only on your birthday.

[manker]

Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this

[Artemis]

oooh he's quick when he wants to be....

[megabyteme]

If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.

I only deep-throat on the third date.

Let me assure you, I don't ever. It's dirty and wrong and it makes the baby Jeebus cry.

Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again.

[Squeamous]

Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this

Is this one of those reunions where I turn up and it's just you wearing a spinning dickie-bow and a smile?

[Squeamous]

Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again.

In that case, no

[Artemis]

Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be.

[manker]

Funny you should say that, it happens to be my birthday on the upcoming FST :earl: reunion.

Or were you pre-aware of this

Is this one of those reunions where I turn up and it's just you wearing a spinning dickie-bow and a smile?

Like that would put you off.

[megabyteme]

Wait a minute here. Clarification needed...

Are you saying you are worthless, and NEVER deepthroat, or NOTHING makes you vomit?

Answer carefully as your answer could lead to no one ever responding to one of your posts again.

In that case, no

I've heard you are the deceptive kind.

[Squeamous]

Well I can be there to be the other side of the Eiffel Tower if needs be.

I don't even......