roflesOriginally Posted by IdolEyes787
effendi
rofles
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
I've come to my senses, thanks friend xIf Oleg doesn't do it for you as poster boy for birth control, I don't know what will.I'd expect nothing less
EDIT- ...and the father is Dave.
You are kicked.
effendi
Ffs, I was thinking about knocking you up.
A posh English baby-momma would be quite the societal accessory.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
How competitive is your semen?
Poster
Squeamous, why don't you come to the States and have sex with me? I am serious.
I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
effendi
If this is your method of asking me if I'd be interested in a twos-up - then you bet your sweet ass I am, slut-face.How competitive is your semen?
Who am I up against.
If it's Mary we'll have to import some Japanese fluffers, if it's Arty then we'll need livestock of some sort.
It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Remember that time you rejected her based on her real, current pic (like a week ago)? That will cost you the opportunity to have sex with a woman- even a hosebag like Squeams.
Try chatting up Skweeky.
Last edited by megabyteme; 08-01-2012 at 06:54 PM.
Poster
Oh, thank you for reminding me that I saw her picture. Squeamous, I don't wanna sound insulting and I am sure you are a great person, but you are just not the kind of woman I wanna have sex with.
I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
effendi
Oleg, are you a member of any online communities where your kind gather and swap savant stories or whatever.
If so, do you think you could direct a few of them here.
I am an admirer of your unwitting excellence.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Persona non grata
I don't want to sound insulting but you're a bit of a classless tool.
Respect my lack of authority.
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