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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I don't know what it was either - but it was before you displayed your human side so effetely.
    So there's little point in you reissuing the threat. It won't carry any malevolence.
    I'm going to deepthroat you so bad with a bran fibrous turd.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Won't it just all squash in your hand
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Now I've got to wipe pre-cum off my netbook screen, but it was worth it.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    The mere mention of 'fist' gets our American chums in quite a tizzy.
    I must remember this.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Won't it just all squash in your hand
    It's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah like you're going to fool me into doing that and then not post your bewbs.
    That Woman isn't going to hound me off the bored!
    I will send my bewbs if you send me cock. That's the deal

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Won't it just all squash in your hand
    It's going to be really really branny and really really fibrous. It my smear a little in my gloved hand, but I will be certain not to break it.
    Put it in a condom! Apparently this works
    Last edited by Squeamous; 07-18-2012 at 01:30 PM. Reason: Forgot about Manky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Put it in a condom! Apparently this works
    It is my firm belief that shit should stay on the outside of a condom, regardless of how great your brewers say it feels.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeams
    Reason: Forgot about Manky


    I've noticed that you don't blow kisses to me any more when I leave for work, either.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Congrats Squeamous. Even if it's just in your little circle, like you said, it's still nice to get recognized.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    I've noticed that you don't blow kisses to me any more when I leave for work, either.

    I stopped taking the pill as well, so it's condoms for you!

    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    Congrats Squeamous. Even if it's just in your little circle, like you said, it's still nice to get recognized.
    Thanks

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