Originally Posted by
Hole69
I would immediately:
- Shoot all these old fucks that are still creaking along wasting everyone's time as a "democracy", hanging, drawing and quartering all the financial fucks in particular, before dumping them all in a pit and taking a massive shit on top broadcast live in HD.
- Organize quarterly trips for all prisoners (especially the demented ones who get first priority) to a specially built city with unlimited air dropped in whores and drugs for a 72hr vacation, with said city being ringed in by military divisions, after all, its only a 72hr vacation. You come within 50m of the perimeter and you'll be shot. Repeatedly. Inside, proceed as you will. If you refuse to leave after 72hrs, you will be shot. Repeatedly.
- Fiddle with the legal system, starting with victims getting priority on what they want done. Will also be broadcast live, especially (as one example) if rapists get cock chopped. ESPECIALLY.
- Legalise all drugs and ensure they are sold in every single supermarket. Make said drugs tax free, as my government will become the biggest producer. Ever.
- Give all citizens a .44 and 100 rounds of ammunition, declaring hunting season on all immigrants, especially chinks
- Heavily enforce stopping future said immigrants permanently. As in permanent dead. PERMANENT. Bonuses if any chinks, gooks, or slants are bagged
- Abolish all pretence of morals, pffft, they've had their time.
- Bring back torture and corporal punishment as the ideal way to solve problems. As has always been a fact. Make said torture and corporal punishment public always if possible
- Ensure all officers shoot first, shoot second, and shoot third, before asking questions. If its a chink, no questions need be asked.
So elect me, Hole69!
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