Insane Ways To Masterbate?

[Wolfmight]

Here's a really insane one:

Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.

[Wolfmight]

Girl: Baseballbat taped to a Air Compressor (for tires).. Turn the compressor on and wear some Sound Cancelation headphones to get rid of the noise.

[Murph]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it.

[~FunK_mOb~]

Originally posted by Murph+22 November 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Murph @ 22 November 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. [/b][/quote]
ROFL

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~+22 November 2003 - 14:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (~FunK_mOb~ @ 22 November 2003 - 14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight

@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it.

ROFL [/b][/quote]
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it&#39;s all dry.

Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably.

[RGX]

Originally posted by Wolfmight+23 November 2003 - 05:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 23 November 2003 - 05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~@22 November 2003 - 14:25

Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight

@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb.
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it.

ROFL

Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it&#39;s all dry.

Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably. [/b][/quote]

[Evil Gemini]

Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.

how about clone ur body then fuck urself

more pratical...

[Evil Gemini]

Yeah but your clone might get greedy and rape you

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+24 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 24 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.

how about clone ur body then fuck urself

more pratical... [/b][/quote]
In the move, "The Sixth Day".. arnold tells the scientist," Why dont you clone yourself twice so that you can finally fuck youself&#33;"