If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

[IdolEyes787]

Well, as you know, the Great Depression of the 1930s was primarily caused by the fact that people bought many things on credit, without having actual money to pay for what they bought.

Or it could have something to do with the Stock Market crash and government panicking and responding inappropriately by cutting the money supply which led to collapse of the banks and to top in all off the Dust Bowl situation in the South arriving at precisely the wrong time to exacerbate the whole situation.

Oversimplification thy name is OlegL.

[mjmacky]

Nope, the Depression of the 1930s was caused by a Russian Jew with store credit, a boner that was too legit to quit, and a $20 whore.

[IdolEyes787]

I have proof that aliens were behind everything but I'm afraid to post precise details in case the government should decide to send assassins after me for revealing too much.

[Artemis]

Let's assume a hot woman agrees to have sex with me. Let's assume it will be the best sex ever. But how will that sexual experience change me as a person?

No, you'll still be a complete tool.

On the plus side though, you will have one less thing to constantly whinge about on this forum, so go get 'em tiger...... rawr.

[megabyteme]

I think Spock and Oleg form a complimentary mating cycle- one goes on the rampage every 7 years, the other shuts up about it about that often.

[sorapally]

as you have assumed of having it then assume your future too...

[IdolEyes787]

as you have assumed of having it then assume your future too...

I'm assuming that you're driven to post not from something honourable like deep rooted mental problems but rather because you're one of those cunts who only want something from someone.
Sadly if this wild conjecture proves to be true it ain't gonna be from me,mate.

[Biggles]

Oleg

You will only lose your virginity if you are careless, just keep it somewhere safe and you will be OK.

[ckrit]

I dare say it's safe as houses.

At least as long as he lives on the internets.

[visio]

this thread should move to the funny forum.