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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Life is so fucking unfair. I wish I were just a normal person, doing normal things. But... alas...
    ...It's so painful...
    Look I like to decry God as much as the next unappreciative of my actual place in the World spastic, but give it a break already.
    On the plus side of all of this pointlessness though,Webster's dictionary has just officially added OlegL as a new synonym for self pity.

    Now stop OlgeLing.
    People like yourself who seem to embrace the negative tend to remain ever stuck in it.

    PS Merry Christmas

    PPS Fuck off.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Isn't New York just one big place where people who shouldn't reproduce have secks?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Oleg is unique, thank fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL
    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.

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    Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Haven't you heard about safe sex?
    Old shit was here. Now it's gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
    And you'll let her work while waiting for the results?
    Last edited by KFlint; 12-24-2013 at 08:00 PM.

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    Oleg, that's a rookie mistake. You don't start bareback, you have to earn bareback.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
    Good for you, Oleg! Treat yourself to a good looking girl for the New Year. You'll see that it isn't such a big deal, but it is obviously nagging your existence. Get GOOD condoms and perhaps even practice putting on a couple before "game time". One positive you'll have with the pro is that she's seen ALL kinds of guys. If you drop your nut early, can't get hard, etc. it isn't going to hurt an eventual relationship. Use her for practice, and don't worry- you can't go wrong. Just find out her "rules" and don't break them. Outside of that, you can't screw it up. You pay for her time and body...

    Give us an update. Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    [QUOTE=megabyteme;3721642]
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post

    .... Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body.
    Always a possibility I had pondered. I'm only grateful that Oleg hasn't found the secret link between an anti-social personality and the sexual release of a gun spree, like soooo many others have recently....

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