[Be sure to read this using your very best southern (usa) accent]
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."
The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's very, very nice!"
The first one says, "And see that shiny new Jaguar parked over there? My husband bought it for me."
The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's very, very nice!"
The first one says, "And you know that big white house at the top of the hill? My husband is gonna buy that for me."
The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's very, very nice!"
The first one says, "Oh my stars, here I am, going on and on about myself! Tell me, what does your husband do for you?"
The second one says, "Well, my husband sent me to charm school."
The first one says, "Charm school? Why on earth would he do that?"
The second one says, "Because I used to say, 'Who gives a f*@k,' but now I say, 'Oh, that's nice! That's very, very nice!'"
[Now don’t forget to use the line “Oh, that’s nice, that’s very, very nice” in your next meeting or while listening to some “tall tales” from that nosey neighbor or pesky co-worker.]
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I drove to the store yesterday with my two little kids, and all the available spots were either marked for cripples or old people. I figure there's enough crossover between the two that one designation should be enough. Needed a laugh to make the universe balance out. 
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