yes, it is part of their charm
can a house doctor help you to lay bricks?
yes, it is part of their charm
can a house doctor help you to lay bricks?
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nope, but they can help you when you shit bricks
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
good lord yes
so er yes can a roll of white toilet tissue hold the weight of an average human man?
only if he is flush
are time travellers locked in clocks?
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when they're in the bathroom
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
only if your bark is worse than your bite
what is the point of tides?
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it's only popular with rednecks
Do pilots take crash-courses?
No; crash-courses are for parachutists.
What's the opposite of a humming-bird?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
a clean, scented one
what holds water together?
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