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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    it's saved in your flash card


    How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

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    it is mower of a virtual thingy



    why do they make those dog litter bins too high up for dogs to use them?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    to force your dog to stretch


    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    they get things off your chest


    why can all Chinese children speak the local language?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    cuz U R always hungry again after eating Chinese food 30 minutes later


    What happened to the first 6-UPs?
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    they lost their bottle



    why don't members of parliament keep their promises?
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    For the same reason the Senate and Congress don't.

    Would you vote to elect a Marvel® Super Hero?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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    Why not, the (Washington) DC ones aren't for shit.

    Would you wish to be 'super sexy' if it only worked to attract your same sex?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    if I had to pay for it ok. then I would be buy sexual.


    why does drift wood end up on the beach?
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    It comes from ancient Japanese sports cars. They built with what they had at the time. Everyone littered then.

    What will we do when the oceans run out of fish?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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