whale meat again
why does the camera man who runs backwards in front of Bolt not get a gold medal?
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whale meat again
why does the camera man who runs backwards in front of Bolt not get a gold medal?
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Not running fast enough I believe.
Is the grass always greener on the other side?
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it is only because they wont mow it
how many light bulbs would it take to screw in a man?
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Sushi Lord
none, man is already screwed up
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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a dual carriageway is a double string of perils
how do you change gear when driving nude?
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shift (...and hope you grab the correct knob!)
How fast is a run?
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depends whether it is diarrhea or just urgent.
is the highest mountain also part of the deepest valley?
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Yes
Are we there yet?
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Sushi Lord
no
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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it is just a smoke screen
why do cowboys like chaps on their knees?
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