just fart in a bag and stick it in the freezer
Can I get laid in the Virgin Islands?
Sushi Lord
just fart in a bag and stick it in the freezer
Can I get laid in the Virgin Islands?
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only if you are a virgin
what would happen if water was 4% alcohol?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
The mouthwash industry will go out of business
Is it legal to use the AM radio in the afternoon?
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only if you use a 24 hour clock
why have dogs not got nine lives?
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Sushi Lord
cuz they can't catch cats
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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go to the front of the queue
why cant I think of another question this morning?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
cuz Pluto is in the limelight
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
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to prevent crooks milking the system. I don't know why they shred, the method they used before was grate.
can memory mattresses suffer from alzheimers?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
only when the sheep don't bathe
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars/pubs have parking lots?
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it is an area for smoking, that is what you call forward planning
why don't they put the top of the beer in first, that would stop the need for the delay when topping off?
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