yes, after they have paid import taxes
why do old people keep falling asle...
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yes, after they have paid import taxes
why do old people keep falling asle...
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Because they have no eye and fall over trying to navigate the aisle??? (I don`t know your original word so trying to get some new context albeit slightly off)
As onions have many skins do they really need to stay underground out of the sun?
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the original word was asleep
only if they are buried skin deep
why do investors not complain when they have high returns?
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Because the shares are in helium balloons
Has Neo already been part of my dot matrix printer or did he wait for a Switch?
(well trinity, but that doesn`t work so well)
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he is just there for comical effect.
what would you do if you saw a submarine coming down the mall? (an actual question to a guard at Buckingham Palace)
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Not panic, the sea to air missiles will take it out
Fans have blades so why don`t you need to be over 18 to buy one?
(@Bob using 'balloon-charges' but just didn`t seem to work. Other options were also there but crude)
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guardsman answer 'torpedo it, sir'. officer ,where would you get the bloody torpedo? guardsman ,same place you got the submarine, sir'.
because a minor needs a fan to draw air down/up the shaft in order to breathe.
do posh people get worried when their children go into a crèche?
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No, they have people to pay for worry about such things. Besides he/she will be in boarding school soon enough
Does a sink hole have a plug that someone forgot to put in?
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no it is the result of someone planting leeks
are cats claws and santa clause related?
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Don`t be silly we all know cats are not real
Why does Jamie Oliver insist on trying to wipe out the planets lemon supply with every recipe?
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