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    Quote Originally Posted by slighfox View Post

    please no trolls 2day
    Clearly the intent here is to incite,not dissuade and since you don't seem willing to be reasonable then I guess my only recourse is to put you on ignore.
    Enjoy your uninterrupted ignorance.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Clearly the intent here is to incite,not dissuade and since you don't seem willing to be reasonable then I guess my only recourse is to put you on ignore.
    Enjoy your uninterrupted ignorance.
    The writing reminds me a bit of the recently mocked pokitisme.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I told a shory joke at work... I was almosy fired...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slighfox View Post
    please no trolls 2day
    Nearly every joke you post features a character you would label a troll. Admit it, you're in love with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vestibule View Post
    I told a shory joke at work... I was almosy fired...
    not a workplace thing

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    Son said to Dad 'I'm Gay.'

    Dad looks at his other son and said 'What about you?'
    The other son said 'Me too Dad.'
    Dad said 'Fuck me, doesn't anyone in this fucking family like pussy?'
    The Daughter said 'I do!'
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    10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
    At the Pearly Gates St Peter says 'If any of you are Paedophiles you can fuck off down to Hell.'
    Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out ''And take this deaf bastard with you'.'

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    In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.
    We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said 'I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.'
    I said 'Sorry mate. Did he drown?'
    'No,' he said, 'he choked on a sock.'



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    If I saw my ex being attacked by six thugs in the street, I'd have help
    out. She wouldn't stand a chance against all 7 of us.

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    I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Fosters He didn't like it, so I had it. Then I got him a Carling Black Label, he didn't like it, so I had it. It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider. By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the stroller back home.

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    A teacher asks the kids in her 5th. grade class:

    "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

    Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, Find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . .

    "And how about you, Sarah?"

    "I wanna be Kevin's whore."


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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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