Nope to the max. Made a joke about her obsessively beloved dog dying on the second date and that was the end of that.
Saw her today in work. Looked somewhat ragged while I was rather resplendent hunchbacked in the rain, elegantly pulling on my damp cigarette. That was not metaphorical.
I disowned my sister so the joke's on you.
Respect my lack of authority.
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