A Bit Of A Laugh

[bigboab]

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful,but listenvery, very closely..... .










'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? '

[Swift]

i must have heard thing aswell

[Bone.W.Machine]

haha good one bigboab

[janeisklar]

awsome!
give us some more stuff

[sez]

I just stumbled upon this when googling on paypal account issues.i have had my own share of paypal customer service problems but haven't ever bothered with follow ups and after reading this guy's experience,i dont think it would be happening anytime soon lol..

http://www.polaine.com/playpen/2008/...mare/#more-666

[MackDaddy]

Geraldo got kicked out of Iraq for the second time for giving away sensitive military information, and in response he said, "I've never been so ashamed, and I'm Geraldo"

http://crooksandliars.com/2006/06/23...han-john-kerry

[bigboab]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him
to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the
bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too.

[hellboy4my]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him
to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the
bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too.

hahaha good 1bravo

[guaranteeman]

good 1 @bigboab

[Thatsgreat]

Haha