Romantic Phrases

[JONNO_CELEBS]

"If ever the world could duplicate something as beautiful as you it will be apocolyptic.........because this planet cannot handle twice your beauty"

"The fire in my heart burns brightly for your love and if ever you left it would extiguish never to be rekindled"

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 December 2003 - 16:21
"If ever the world could duplicate something as beautiful as you it will be apocolyptic.........because this planet cannot handle twice your beauty"

i like that 1 try that on my girl make her blush

[JONNO_CELEBS]

"The dolphins swin with glee and happiness singing to mark the presence of a beautiful lady, when you leave the beach the dolphin will silence"

"Music is the food of love.........you are so musical"

"If I could have one thing for christmas it would be to see your smile with my own eyes........"

"You are the most beautiful creature this planet has ever or will ever create"

Heh, you already heard that last one

Here's one to make em drool

"You have beautiful legs but they look tired.........I think it's because you've been running thru my mind all night"

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

oo joke ....

man and woman in lift

man says " can i smell your fanny "

the woman says " NO ofcourse not!"

" must be your feet then" replies the man

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Lamsey+22 December 2003 - 23:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 22 December 2003 - 23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@22 December 2003 - 19:01
lol Liam, youd probably get slapped hard on the cheek for that one...


tralalala

Not if you say it with a big enough cheeky grin.



An even better one:

I was walking up the road with my dog when we passed by a very attractive lassie about my age, who promptly looked at my mutt (who had a huge stick in her gob) and exclaimed "Oh, aren&#39;t you just adorable&#33;".

I looked flattered and said "Well, thanks very much... you&#39;re not so bad yourself, you know". She went so red... bloody brilliant&#33; [/b][/quote]
now THAT, i must say, is bloody excelent&#33;&#33;&#33;

one little problem... i dont have a dog...

anyhoot...

oh and JONNO, your doing a massive job&#33;&#33; keep &#39;em coming mate B)


tralalala

[The Kiler]

Give me more jonno&#33; Feed me&#33;

[tralalala]

Jonno, why havent you posted any more?&#33; run out of the material?? you were great&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


tralalala

[TNTIcemanTNT]

This is out of my heart :
The twinkle in your eye represents my glowing bright star for you, and I will follow it to get closer to eternal happiness.

[tralalala]

hey, nice one TNT, especially if it was "home-made"


tralalala

[The Kiler]

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